At the Movies: Why The Rock is San Andreas’s Real Villain

Big dumb summer popcorn fun. But first, previews: Ant-Man – Nothing to say about this one that I didn’t already say here. The Gallows – Looks like another found-footage cheapie full of jump scares. Lame. The Last Witch Hunter – Looks like stupid good fun, with too much CGI. Rather like today’s feature then, except […]

Kung Fury – Full Movie Now Available

Some of you may remember me talking about this here back in April, when the promotional video starring the Hoff was released. Today I happened to see that the full 30 minute version of Kickstarter-backed 80s action film parody Kung Fury has officially been made available for free via YouTube. You can watch it right […]

Nerd Metal Fridays: Lordi

I’d planned to hold off on these guys for a while, but 1) it’s been a totally crap week and I need to write about something that really makes me happy and 2) the Eurovision finals are this weekend, so it only seems appropriate to go ahead and feature these guys, as that was the […]

Pet Bad Movies: Never Too Young To Die

I think all of us who have somehow glommed on to Bad Movies as a hobby all have certain things we keep on the shelf to trap the unwary. Things so gloriously terrible that their very existence defies expectation. So of course we look for any opportunity to inflict them on our fellow man. I […]

Notes From the ‘Net: Parody Edition

Judging from the fact that I’ve received it from a couple of different sources already, I expect many of you have already seen this totally awesome video since it made it’s appearance a few days back: If not, give it a look, I’ll wait. Done? Excellent. This is so dead-on, that were it not for […]

Sad week for B-Movie fans

Just saw that we lost Robert Z’Dar, he of the massive jaw, Monday night. He’s probably best known for his turns as the titular Maniac Cop, but he turned his unusual looks (the result of cherubism) into an asset, playing villains in an astounding number of (mostly B, but sometimes mainstream) films over the years. […]

The Three Faces of Wonder Woman: A Television History – Part 3

For earlier installments see Part 1 and Part 2 My apologies in advance. I try very hard to keep these entries PG-rated and curb my natural inclinations to swear like the sweary-person I am. But watching this cinematic atrocity has stripped my resolve bare. If you find, shall we say, salty language offensive, please feel […]

The Three Faces of Wonder Woman: A Television History – Part 2

For part one of our series click here. So ABC’s first shot at launching a Wonder Woman TV series did not exactly hit it out of the park. But they still thought the property had potential (and I assume, didn’t want to waste their rights to the character), if only they returned her to her […]

The Three Faces of Wonder Woman: A Television History – Part 1

At five years old, there was no-one in the world that I wanted to grow up to be more than Wonder Woman, more specifically Wonder Woman as embodied by the fabulous Lynda Carter. Sadly, instead of a statuesque brunette, I turned out to be a medium-short, prematurely grey-haired sorta-ginger; of good hearty peasant stock, with […]

B-Fest 2015 – Crap Happens

On the evening of January 23rd, 2015, round about 6PM, I settled myself in for 24 butt-numbing hours of things man was not meant to wot of. Yes my friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of…B-FEST 2015? What is a B-Fest, one might (legitimately) ask? It’s an annual 24 hour celebration of all […]

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