“Never Too Young To Die” Finally Gets Official DVD/Bluray Release

For those who have been paying attention, possible my very favorite craptastic 80’s B-Actioner is the absolutely bizarre Gene Simmons/John Stamos/Vanity vehicle Never Too Young to Die (no it’s not a vanity picture, it’s a Vanity picture). While I was off on my involuntary beach vacation (minus the ocean), the good folks at Shout Factory […]

Hurrah! Now I’m Allowed a Real Chat! (Warning: Massive MST3K Spoilers Ahead)

Now I just have to make sure I have properly allowed for the time difference between California and Undisclosed Desert Location™ and that the new episodes are actually all available on Netflix for your streaming pleasure… My initial thoughts on the overall aesthetic and the first movie choice still stand, so I won’t reiterate here, […]

Sad Day for Disaster Movie Lovers

George Kennedy, Oscar winner and 16 year Army veteran, nevertheless best known in my house for his stint as Joe Patroni in the Airport series and his appearance in Earthquake ,has passed away aged 91.

Random Hiatus Thoughts – Or What Jane Did On Her Late Fall Vacation (Part 1)

A few things I saw or did during the “Great Hiatus of 2015”.

At the Movies: Why The Rock is San Andreas’s Real Villain

Big dumb summer popcorn fun. But first, previews: Ant-Man – Nothing to say about this one that I didn’t already say here. The Gallows – Looks like another found-footage cheapie full of jump scares. Lame. The Last Witch Hunter – Looks like stupid good fun, with too much CGI. Rather like today’s feature then, except […]

GalaxyJane Cruises the Universe

Bad Movies, Good Metal, and Not Enough Travel

It’s a Disaster!