Sitting in front of the fire watching crap.

My home Con was cancelled this weekend (not that I was going anyway because they were being mask-Nazis, but I was going to go hang out in town enjoying myself while the rest of the fam went) and then got some nasty don’t-go-outside weather, so a good weekend for movies here. Had some friends over […]

My I Aten’t Ded Post-Weekend Post.

So what did everyone watch this weekend? This was the first weekend in at least a month that I had nothing scheduled, so I declared a plan-free mental health weekend, where my only goal was to go nowhere and do as little as possible. It actually managed to knock a few things off my long […]

Monster, Monster II – Scream

Into the home stretch my friends. Introduction to the Monster, Monster II series here.

Monster, Monster II – You’ve Got a Friend

Yes, it’s Vincent Price again, this time with more literal monsters in the shape of the Muppets. But it seems fitting, having watched Madhouse for the first time over the weekend, to give him a day all his own. Madhouse is currently on Amazon Prime and certainly worth a watch for either Price or Cushing […]

Monster, Monster II – Two Big Pumpkins

Look, it’s Elvira. If you came here expecting anything other than two minutes and forty-six seconds of double-entendres about breasts, you are 100% in the wrong place. Introduction to the Monster, Monster II series here.

Monster, Monster II – The Two of Us

Since I was off watching old movies all weekend, what better way to start a new week than with two of cinema’s greatest Monsters, Karloff and Price? This may be one of the most charming things I have ever seen. Introduction to the Monster, Monster II series here.

Monster, Monster II – Saturday Morning Cartoon Edition

How about a spooky Silly Symphony to start your weekend off right? Introduction to the Monster, Monster II series here.

Monster Monster II – A Nightmare on My Street

Let’s kick it off old-school with a fun video that only recently re-emerged from obscurity after New Line took legal issue with Will Smith taking the piss out of Freddy Kruger and supposedly got the original video destroyed as part of an out-of-court legal settlement, although a few poor-quality off-air VHS prints circulated from time […]

Monster, Monster II, Electric Boogaloo

I know, I know, seems like I only pop out of my hole at Halloween and then snooze the rest of the year. But as I have finally really given up the Book of Faces this time (at least until Christmas) maybe I will become the better blogger I was born to be. Anyhoo, I […]

B-Fest 2019 – Crap and More Crap

*NOTE* This has been sitting in my drafts folder 80% complete for 6 months. I got to a certain point, hit the wall and blanked on how to deal with the pain (the reason why will be obvious). Then I refused to post anything else because I hadn’t finished my annual B-Fest write up (as […]

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