Ok, I am going to lose all my Richmond and VCU cred, but, um, I’ve always pretty much thought GWAR’s music sucked. I get the joke, I admire the testicular fortitude and creativity, and it’s a hell of a show.  I just hate the songs. Sorry.

Oh, and their GWAR Blood red ale sucks too. Who the hell hops a red ale like an IPA? If I wanted vilely bitter I’d go suck the dregs out of the Dairy Queen coffee machine at 2 o’clock in the morning (sorry, flashed back to my first job there for a moment, it is horror month).

Introduction to the Monster, Monster series here.