And no, I don’t have any idea why a video for the biggest pretty-boy vampire flick of the 80’s consists entirely of a bunch of dancers traveling in a post-apocalyptic cattle truck. I like to imagine it’s supposed to be 25 years later, the vampires have taken over the world and these are some of the last humans being shipped off to a breeding camp to feed the bloodsuckers, but that really just says I put more thought into this than the director.

(Yes, I know the little memorial at the beginning is cheesy, but it was the best quality copy of the video I found.)

Introduction to the Monster, Monster series here.