Nanowar of Steel is probably one of the funniest yet epicly rocking acts in the euro-metal scene today. Seriously, you need to check out their stuff. This isn’t the best introduction to their oeuvre (that is probably Valhallelujah) but it ain’t a terrible place to start. Also this is basically the plot of the Rae Dawn Chong segment of Tales From the Darkside: The Movie, minus the tragedy.
Introduction to the Monster, Monster II series here.